He numbers every hair on your heads
Before you can think a thought, he knows it
He loves you with an everlasting love
He answers the cries of your heart
He rejoices over you with gladness, he quiets you with His love,
He takes great delight in you
He chose you before the foundations of the world were laid to be His children
and as His daughters of the Most High King,
you are His princesses, a royal priesthood
You were lovingly sought out, pursued, purchased with a price
He gave His very life for you
The Lord desires for your life to be a reflection of His glory, and He has prepared good works in advance for you to do
and if one of those works is marriage, He longs for it be an earthly representative of His love for His bride, the Church
with special, chosen men who will seek you, pursue you, honor you, and love you
with the same fierce, everlasting devotion that your Father has for you, the apples of His eye
And this is why, dear daughters
if we ever catch you saying these words to a boy
Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe
All the other boys try and chase me, but here's my number, so call me maybe
we will buy you matching chastity belts
and lock you in the attic
until you are thirty.
Amen.

















Preach. This trend that girls should be ditzy, dumb, and promiscuous must die.
ReplyDeleteGreat post! I did not expect that twist there at the end, but I whole heartedly agree! I think I'm going to have to print this out and give it to my daughter in a few years. Hilarious, but oh, so true!
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteROFL so many truths ;-)
ReplyDeleteThat is SO good, on so many levels. Love it!
ReplyDeleteLove. It.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh.....I totally didn't see that coming! But you just made my day. LOL!! And AMEN!
ReplyDeleteNo, FIFTY. Srsly.
ReplyDeleteYou are so sassy and fun. I was all awwwwwwww... and then WHAM, giggling. Love it.
BWAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteAlternative: Get them in karate.
ReplyDeleteI love, love, love this. Amen indeed.
ReplyDeleteCracked me up! Yet, so true, so true!!!
ReplyDelete*snort* Good one.
ReplyDeleteBut what if he has ripped jeans with skin showin'?
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
That's awesome. and I did not expect that hilarious twist!
ReplyDeleteLove. Thanks for sharing...
ReplyDeleteLove. Thanks for sharing...
ReplyDeleteLove. Thanks for sharing...
ReplyDeleteThose jalapeño olives really kicked in at the tail end. haha.. Cute picts!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE! just had a conversation with my girl the other day about that song- hate, hate, hate it. yeah- it's a good idea to teach our girls to give their info out to total strangers- TOTALLY NOT SMART, actually quite stupid!
ReplyDeleteLove. It. You rock Kellie!
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